Happy Thanksgiving! Celebrate the Holidays with TaxBandits

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The highly anticipated Thanksgiving Holiday is finally here!! We realize that you’re probably busy preparing your Thanksgiving meal, spending time with family and friends, or anxiously awaiting for the football game to come on.

But while we have your attention for a few, the TaxBandits family would like to wish your family a very happy Thanksgiving and extend our gratitude for each and every one of our customers this holiday season.

To add to your holiday celebration, we’ve gathered a few Thanksgiving jokes that will bring everyone together over laughter. Let’s see how many of these you and those that you’re celebrating with can guess!

Thanksgiving Day Humor

Q: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?

A: Pilgrims!

 

Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?

A: Because it was the chicken’s day off

 

Q: Why did they let the turkey join the band?

A: Because he had the drumsticks

 

Q: What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?

A: Plymouth Rock

 

Q: Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?

A: The outside

 

Q: What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?

A: The Turkey Trot

 

Q: Why did the police arrest the turkey?

A: They suspected it of fowl play

 

Q: Why do turkeys always go, “gobble, gobble?”

A: Because they never learned good table manners

 

Q: Who is NOT hungry at Thanksgiving?

A: The turkey because it’s already stuffed!

Hopefully you enjoyed our Thanksgiving Humor 🙂

Once again, we would like to sincerely thank you for choosing TaxBandits as your source for all of your tax filing needs.  

In honor of the Thanksgiving holiday, our office will be closed today and tomorrow, November 24. Email support will be available throughout the weekend at support@TaxBandits.com.

Have a Happy and Blessed Thanksgiving!

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